Saturday, February 9, 2013

Assassin's Creed

I'd like to discuss my favorite game ever.
To clarify, it's the only video game I play, unless you count World of Warcraft as a video game. Technically I never played Wow to its full potential because I never had the full version, and when I hit level 20 it cut me off and I was just running around killing boars in the forest which got really lame after like 3 hours. Yeah...I was pretty into that game over summer break '10. It's a break kind of game.
So anyway, the only game I play consistently is Assassins Creed. This is the game I play because unlike other games like Call of Duty, when I play it and I play badly I won't bring my brothers average down.
Why did I like Assassins Creed at first? Well, the main character for Assassins Creed 2 through Revelations was incredibly attractive. Like 80 years passed through out the three games and Etzio never aged. It was crazy. Also finishing missions was incredibly addicting, expect whenever there was something too hard for me to do I'd have my brother finish the mission for me. He got incredibly pissed off and one day he announced he would never help me again. Which was pretty mean of him.
I'm a little disappointed in AC 3 because it's in america, and because its all about the revolutionary war and stuff like that it's kind of lame. The only cool thing is that you can climb every tree. EVERY TREE. But it's funny because when you were the white templar character he couldn't climb the tree, but then when you started playing as the native american guy, who has this really long complicated name but calls himself Connor, can climb trees. I find this aspect of the game incredibly offensive to my race, and discriminates against the average caucasian.
I was just joking.
Now that my parents find whatever I say ever offending I have to say when I'm joking, because nothing can me insinuated now.
That is all.

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