How to be a popular blogger

Now I realize that what I have to do when I blog is insert tons of keywords people will search, like mainstream stuff. So if I put One Direction, girls, love, girlfriend, scandal, tattoos all into one blog post someone might be searching something obnoxious like: Do One Direction keep on getting more tattoos because they're trying to impress their girlfriends?.... then I might get a couple hits.
I'm just doing this because I'm an attention whore.
I can't really see anything right now because when I put my contacts in I leave my glasses right next to the sink. Later when I wash my hands and stuff water and soap and all this other crap gets all over my glasses, so my vision is quite limited at the moment. Good thing I'm a master typer and I don't need to look at the screen....(90 words per minute average right here guys).
As I've been blogging about my life, I realize that I haven't put anything that could be relevant to other teenagers or actually anyone for that matter. So I could still blog about my life but blog about more common topics, like: dating, teachers, sports, social life, celebrities, music, DIY. Actually I have no idea. I don't have any opinions on dating, celebrities, sports, and definitely not DIY. I doodle a ton, but that isn't DIY. Like what would I say, DIY folder: learn how to decorate your folder with style....Which is lame.
But yeah. I also need to improve the amount of posts I create. I'm a pretty lazy person, and sometimes it's just too difficult to write, my brain is working slower and slower each day. I can feel it.
So yeah, those are my thoughts at this moment.
Stay tuned for some more mainstream stuff (which probably includes One Direction) and I'll see y'all later (at school).
Adios.